Sunday, October 15, 2006

No Sex Please, We’re Zombies

This month has been unbelievably busy. This weekend has been the only weekend that the haggis and I have had to our selves. Next weekend is Jam-Packed and I don’t think that we will fit every thing in that we want to do.

On Friday night there is the rehearsal for Pete and Victoria’s Wedding, Saturday morning is the wedding, Saturday night is Ross and Roben’s anniversary party.

On top of that, This weekend is the annual “Everything to do with Sex Show” and On Sunday is the Annual Toronto “Zombie Walk”

What are these odd sounding events? The “Everything to do with Sex Show” is held about this time every year at the Automotive building at the CNE grounds.

Yes, That’s right, the Automotive building. Yes indeed folks, a roughly football field sized building jam packed with people selling, discussing and occasionally demo-ing all things naughty. There are three stages featuring (among other things) fashion shows, pole dancing demos and some one called “Rubberella”. The entire building is licensed so you can wander from both to booth with your beer or wine in hand.

A few years back they had Ron Jeremy (AKA – The hedgehog)

*SHUDDER* (and not in a good way)

Of course I am a creative individual and I certainly don’t need a football field full of toys, condoms, lube, lingerie, rubber, leather, restraints, silk bed sheets, porn, whips, and so on to turn my crank.

But it is terribly entertaining.

Then there is the Zombie Walk
This usually happens on the last Sunday before Halloween, but this year the date had changed to coincide with the “Toronto after Dark Film Festival”

At about 3pm hundreds of people dressed as Zombies will descend upon Nathan Phillips Square and shuffle there way to the Bloor Cinema for a special screening of (what else?) a Zombie movie. *With discounts for the undead!*

Of course I am such a terribly sick puppy that shuffling down a busy down town Toronto street muttering “Braaaaaaains” sounds like waaaaaaaay to much fun!

Of course, I want to do it all. But Sunday we will just have time for Zombies or Sex, Not both.

Hummmm. Decisions.Decisions…..

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